8Comments 10 facts about Chuck Norris..

1) Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

2) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

3) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

5) There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

6) Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

7) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

8) Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

9) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

10) Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING !!!

2Comments What say you ?

Girls are like internet domain names...
the ones I like are already taken...

0Comments Barney - Master of Disguise

Hula girl: Wait a minute. You're that lame army guy.
Barney: What, no, no, that's some other guy. And he was a kick-ass fighter pilot.
Hula girl: I cannot believe I gave you my number.
Barney: Yeah, well you did, thanks.
Hula girl: Yeah, well give it back.
Barney: Well, uh, I don't think so. I earned it, fair and square. I'm calling you.
Hula girl: But I'm never gonna go out with you.
Barney: But how will you know it's me. I'm a master of disguise! Yeah.


I've just collected some pics of Barney the master of disguise :)
Hope you like this collection... :P

3Comments Height of addiction

I was not having any idea about how addicted i am to the internet until I typed 'adios' to 'quit' Oracle 8i in CLP practical exam...
:)