8Comments 10 facts about Chuck Norris..

1) Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

2) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

3) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

5) There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

6) Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

7) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

8) Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

9) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

10) Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING !!!

2Comments What say you ?

Girls are like internet domain names...
the ones I like are already taken...

0Comments Barney - Master of Disguise

Hula girl: Wait a minute. You're that lame army guy.
Barney: What, no, no, that's some other guy. And he was a kick-ass fighter pilot.
Hula girl: I cannot believe I gave you my number.
Barney: Yeah, well you did, thanks.
Hula girl: Yeah, well give it back.
Barney: Well, uh, I don't think so. I earned it, fair and square. I'm calling you.
Hula girl: But I'm never gonna go out with you.
Barney: But how will you know it's me. I'm a master of disguise! Yeah.


I've just collected some pics of Barney the master of disguise :)
Hope you like this collection... :P

3Comments Height of addiction

I was not having any idea about how addicted i am to the internet until I typed 'adios' to 'quit' Oracle 8i in CLP practical exam...
:)

0Comments What a wonderful world !

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I love you.

I hear babies cry, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful world.


~ Song By : Louis Armstrong
~ Performed By : Raymond Crowe

~~~~~ AwEs0mE ~~~~~

0Comments SPIDER-MAN Speed Painting

1Comments Googlified Life

8 outta 10 pages I visit on internet are belong to google these days...

Google Search - hehe... Imagine internet life without it... lolzz

Gmail - The best email service till now... simple n sweet....

Orkut - hehe... no one can say no to that... :P

Google Reader - That's why the ratio is 8:2 (google : other)...

Blogger - Space where I'm storing, viewing, modifying this post... :D

Google Maps - My whole BE project depend on it...

YouTube - Best Timepass on Internet...

Google Groups - Place to get help mainly if it is related to google itself...

Google Calender - That's how I remember all Birthdays...

Google Page Creator - Check ma site n u'll know how simple it is...

Google Notebook - To store small part of any web page...

Docs & Spreadsheets - to store documents on internet n convert them to PDF :)

Picasa Web - check ma Photo album ree...

Google Ads - M not using it now.. But I guess Google Ads make webpage look clean... without ads... (Imagine there are yahoo ads instead of google ads... eyyyaakkk...)

also Desktop Applications like -

Picasa - Can anyone compete with it's smoothness ?

Google Talk - Requires some modification... But PC-to-PC call is Da Best on Gtalk...

Google Desktop - Google searches whole web in 0.5 seconds n Windows require 5 Mins to search a file in 40 GB Hdd ? Google desktop rocks.. If you wanna search anything on desktop..

Google Gadgets - Do You ppl know about these ? try them... Nice n small... 

Google Toolbar - If you are true googler, it will make your browsing easier...

I'm Feeling Lucky ! coz Google is there to help me out...

I'm waiting for Google OS or Google Antivirus System...

Google is Essential... I need it... We all need it...

Bcoz, afterall, It's All About Results !