6Comments Next 1000 seconds after those 10 seconds

That night I was coming back from Mumbai to Pune... Regular travels... night journey... after lonavala, we were only 15 of us in that volvo... i was sitting on backside...left side window seat.. and there was only one passenger in that side of volvo. I was sitting enjoying soft music... and then there was one BANG... i realized twas not a part of that music track and after a split of a second my head slammed on a backside of seat next to me... (oh man, they should use cushion for backside of seats too) in next 10 seconds the bus was tilted totally to left and again BANG! the only thing i could see thro' window were sparks... bus was still moving... after few more seconds there was silence... I was so shocked... took me at least 2 mins to realize the whole scene...
My leg was stuck between next seat and the left side of bus... somehow i managed to pull it off. I stood there on the road... just a thin layer of glass window between... the other passenger who was with me was still "sleeping".. unconscious may be.. The only thing i wanted achieve at that time was getting out... I saw the handles of seats... put them in right way... n then used them as ladder of 4-5 steps... Afta 3rd step i realised the 'plastic glass' window is still intact... Glass may be the brittle substance... but considering strength left and also the position i was in, twas the hardest material for me... after 10-12 kicks there was a hole big enough to pass through...
After next few minutes I was outside... standing on right side of bus... I saw one car upside down... red color on the road... few people... I jumped on the road... Let me tell you... Climbing up is the easiest job compared to jumping down when you are hurt... Pain... Was blanked for few seconds.. again... Then some guys came... gave me water... I told them there are other ppl in the bus... unconscious... they went to help them...
After the whole incidence I realized that I should have helped that guy... the guy sitting with me on the back side... there was water bottle in my sack... at least just to check whether he's conscious or not... But I didn't.... I dunno why... May be I was shocked... May be I was afraid that he might be dead... But then I realized... My first aim, like anyone other in that bus, was to "Survive"...



*purely fictional...
m totally all right :)

7Comments At least...

I know her favorite songs, novels... even her favorite artist...
I just hope she at least knows that 'I exist'...


*purely fictional

1Comments Cre-80-vt rocks !

Do you remember 'The Matrix' ?
yeah... the same one...

Do you remember the training session ?
wait... lemme show you...




haan...
Now imagine the best way in which you can make this scene funny...

anyone ?


I bet it wont be funnier than this...

Priceless !!!

I really don't know how people come wid such ideas...



Imagine full matrix based on 'such' fights :D
lol...


btw is it the same swan from prison break ? :P

2Comments Google it !

0Comments Random Thought

I thought a thought, But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much!

8Comments 10 facts about Chuck Norris..

1) Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

2) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

3) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

5) There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

6) Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

7) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

8) Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

9) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

10) Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING !!!

2Comments What say you ?

Girls are like internet domain names...
the ones I like are already taken...

2Comments I've got jar of dirt !!!

I've got jar of dirt;
I've got jar of dirt;
I've got jar of dirt;
n guess what's inside it...

Capt. Jack Sparrow sing... He Rocks...
The funniest video on youtube I guess...



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This is, i guess, the second best...
You know ? They are taking the Hobbits to Isenguard....
guard-guard-g-g-g-guard....



Enjoy vids...
Awesome music... hehe...
i got it stuck in my head and sang it all day..
You MUST comment on this post... Savvy ???

5Comments Speed Limit...

I found this one in of my friend's album...

awesome one...

Absolutely necessary, here, in India...

wassay?

:P

2Comments Move On !!!

The best Illusion eva...

i think...

2Comments Which OS u use ?

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.


hahaha

5Comments Windows Error Messages

Actually i like windows interface...
It's just me being funny...

some error messages...

BAD FILE NAME
how rude... did I say anything like BAD OS NAME when Longhorn gets changed to Vista?

BAD COMMAND
First you ask us to command you… n then you say Bad Command?
What the hell…

ILLEGAL STATEMENT
I’m ready to break the law by typing illegal statement… sue me if you want…

YOU MUST SPECIFY A FILENAME
What if I didn’t?
You don’t have hands to slap me…

AN OPERATION IS PENDING
n you r wasting time in showing this status message… get back to work!

TOO MANY ERRORS
n you say this is the best OS... phew...

AN INVALID EVENT IS DETECTED
So what you want me to do?

ARGUMENT '<_argname>' IS NOTHING
What?
It’s an ARGUMENT!!! Duh!

TOO MANY FILES
Then handle them! You, lazy operating system!

(from orkut)

BAD BAD ORKUT
Yeah…we know…

NO DONUT FOR YOU
mmm... then gimme sandwich

Any comments on this ?

1Comments Wanna drink ?

Conversation in one FIVE STAR hotel...

Question : “What would you like to have ..
Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer: “tea please”

Question : ” Ceylontea, Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylontea “

Question : “How would you like it ? black or white ?”
Answer: “white”

Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk

Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer: “With cow milk please.

Question: ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?”
Answer: ” Um, I’ll take it black. “

Question: ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
Answer: “With sugar

Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer: “Cane sugar “

Question:” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”

Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer: “Mineral water”

Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst. Thank You.”

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3Comments An Argument on Eating Habbits - Vedang

My friend Jitesh is a Jain. A practicing Jain. This means that he is strictly vegetarian and abhors all things non-veg. Recently I've been having a rather interesting mail conversation with him. And because I think it's entertaining, I've put up the salient points.

This entire episode started over a mail that had a few funny pictures in it.

So here's how the conversation went

jitesh: i deleted it as soon i saw the 1st pic ...
DISGUSTING it is ...

vedang:the truth is, it is just as cruel to eat plants as it is to eat animals...
so might as well give in and eat animals. :D

dnt get me started on this ... wanna argue over what is cruel and what is not?
(and "eat animals" is not a joke in any context)

V: hehe... it all depends on the perception buddy... plants are just as alive as anything else. It's just a way of life, living things eat other living things. You just have to have a flexible mindset.

J: its not just about "living things" as a whole. consider the classification : one sensed to 5 sensed (5 classes). the single sensed organisms have only one sense . namely skin and the 5 sensed are completely developed beings with all 5 senses. now ... the nervous system is present only in beings havin more than one sense ... so they can feel the pain!!
also, animals exhibit a social behaviour .. the bonds of love... if u kill a calf, its tantamount to killing a child in front of her mother ... plants don't have any such connections ... also plants are single-sensed.
secondly, it is impossible to survive without killing organisms (eg. when u breathe, the heat from ur body constantly kills the organisms in the air)
so, a way out is .. trying to MINIMIZE the pain we inflict upon others ... so, we restrict ourselves to only single sensed organisms ... and even then, we should restrict ourselves to the bare minimum ... only consume whateva is reqd for survival !! is it k?

V: it has been proved in various studies that plants DO FEEL PAIN... pain is nothing but a reaction to stimulus. It has been adequately proved that plants are just as responsive as any other living thing. There are even plants that eat other animals, (eg pitcher plants, flypaper traps) which shows a high degree of development.

And as for the "MINIMIZE the pain" thing, this is a typically flawed point of view. Humans are different from animals. We put forward this argument that why kill animals when we can survive on plants? This is flawed. Everywhere in nature we see that one kind preys on another. There is no malice in this.

Man, her last work, who seem'd so fair,
Such splendid purpose in his eyes,
Who roll'd the psalm to wintry skies,
Who built him fanes of fruitless prayer,

Who trusted God was love indeed
And love Creation's final law --
Tho' Nature, red in tooth and claw
With ravine, shriek'd against his creed --

this is a part of a poem by alfred lord tennyson. The highlighted phrase is very famous, you might know of it. it says that nature does not understand emotions. As opposed to contrary belief, many animals prey just for "practice", and not necessarily when they are hungry.

J: dude .. there's a difference betn responsiveness and "Feeling the pain" .. u can feel the pain only when u have an active nervous system ... and for having an active nervous system . there shld b central controller .. namely the BRAIN ... and plants lack both !!! responsiveness is NOT the same as FEELING THE PAIN.

V: strictly speaking FEEL is an entirely human emotion. As for a central controller ("BRAIN"), chicken don't have it either. So, I dont see why you should have a problem eating chicken.

J: btw ... i am not trying u to persuade being a veggie ... but isn't this issue worth thinkin upon?

V: certainly. I'm not asking you to try non-veg. I'm asking you to try veg when other people are trying non-veg.

J: have u ever visited a slaughter house? the hens/goats waiting to be slaughtered, their kin are killed in front of them ... do u know what it is to be like waiting in the queue to be slaughtered? ... seeing ur mother/siblings being killed in front of u? .... nd taht too so that we can have some fun!

V: I'm not having fun! I'm satisfying my hunger.

J: isn't that sad? give a thot dude ... if u have even a little mercy left in u ... u'll atleast think twice before goin for a chicken jumbo in BK the next time ...

V: i have never visited a slaughter house. If i do, i certainly wont be able to eat non-veg for a few days. But this only proves that I'm human and have feelings. Many animals are not like this, for example cats kill their own young. Non veg is healthy and nourishing and certainly deserves to be tried.

J: i dnt understand y u compare man with "other" animals...

V: then wot should i compare man to? plants?

J: we r different because we have compassion!
can u imagine a lion having compassion for a deer?

V: I cant imagine man having compassion for a deer either.

J: can he survive on plants?

V: man is not a carnivore, hyenas can survive on plants, yet they also hunt prey at times.

J: can't we do our bit not to hurt others?

V: sure we can, we always feel for others. But meat cooked and served on a plate is nothing other than food.

J: is ur alibi of eating non-veg so weak?

V: actually, i dont think its weak at all.

J: others eat non-veg .. so u too eat?

V: I never said this. I eat nonveg only because I like too. I'm not concerned with others.

J: satisfying ur hunger, lol.. rn't there others ways? ... is it necesasry to resort to such merciless way of satisfying ur hunger?

V: sure there are, but at that time i was hungry for chicken, not spinach. I'm also hungry for spinach often, at which times i dont think of eating chicken.

J: tell me how are u different from other animals? .. what makes u a human .. and NOT a cat or just another animal? .... the cat has no qualms killing her offsprings .. so even i wnt show any mercy.

V: i never said anything about mercy. i dont see where mercy even comes in the picture. If you are really so concerned, you should stop using leather, stop drinking milk, stop using plastic (because discarded plastic chokes the poor herbivores who try to eat it), stop eating plants (the herbivores need to eat them), stop deforestation (ur stealing their homes), stop using cars (god knows how many dogs die everyday), stop reproducing (this is the root of all the problems), infact stop everything, because one way or the other you'll affect someone.

J: y dnt u give the example of the herbivores who wnt hurt an animal? y dnt u give examples from our human race itself ?

V: There are countless people in this world whose main diet is meat. Infact there are more non-veg eaters than strict vegetarians.
I think you are shifting from the main point. The point was that plants are just as alive as animals. I don't have any intention of convincing you that I'm right, or that you shouldn't eat plants. I was just making a simple statement. Plants have been here long before us, and they will most probably be here long after us. The issue of "mercy", "pain" or any such thing should not come into the picture at all.

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The reason i enjoy arguing with Jitesh is that he is just as stubborn as I am. This argument will go on I'm sure, but I'd like to invite you to give us your opinion too. I'm sure most of you will be in favor of vegetarianism, coz thts the fashionable thing to do... but see if you can back it up with any logic!
I hope this is cogent enough for you, because this is my final word on this argument. There really is no point to discussion when both parties refuse to budge from their stands.
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0Comments Human Memory Vs. Computer Memory

We always say that 'Human Memory' is much better that normal computer...
And of course it is true…

But there’s one main disadvantage or whatever you may say... we can delete any contents from computer memory at any time we want; but there’s no such function in human memory.

Just imagine what would happen if we able to delete our thoughts at any time-

On the bright side, we will able to erase all dangerous or sad incidents which are normally difficult to forget. Accidents, failure in exam, anything…
But on the other hand, criminals will erase everything in their mind after crime which would lead to extra work for police… Or may be on small scale- We’ll find girlfriends saying “Don’t meet her again or I’ll erase you from my memory”…

Hehe…

Twas just a thought popped up in my mind…