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Actually i like windows interface...
It's just me being funny...
some error messages...
BAD FILE NAME
how rude... did I say anything like BAD OS NAME when Longhorn gets changed to
First you ask us to command you… n then you say Bad Command?
What the hell…
I’m ready to break the law by typing illegal statement… sue me if you want…
What if I didn’t?
You don’t have hands to slap me…
n you r wasting time in showing this status message… get back to work!
n you say this is the best OS... phew...
So what you want me to do?
What?
It’s an ARGUMENT!!! Duh!
Then handle them! You, lazy operating system!
(from orkut)
BAD BAD ORKUT
Yeah…we know…
NO DONUT FOR YOU
mmm... then gimme sandwich
Any comments on this ?
It’s a phone - with no buttons! great! It can be used in many different regions, it’s also an ipod, and you can surf the web with it… It has a camera, and Bluetooth, etc…. And it runs Mac OS X!! It has rather lovely features, such as an on board accelerometer that detects when you rotate the phone to view a picture in landscape - it reorients the image for you. Sounds like more clever and sensible design from the folks at Apple. I can’t wait to try one.
>iPhone is a widescreen iPod with touch controls that lets you enjoy all your content — including music, audiobooks, videos, TV shows, and movies — on a beautiful 3.5-inch widescreen display. It also lets you sync your content from the iTunes library on your PC or Mac. And then you can access it all with just the touch of a finger.Scroll through your songs, artists, albums, and playlists with just a flick of a finger. Album artwork is dramatically presented on the large display. And now use Cover Flow to browse your music library by album artwork for the first 
time on an iPod.
iPhone is a revolutionary new mobile phone that allows you to make a call by simply pointing your finger at a name or number in your address book, a favorites list, or a call log. It also automatically syncs all your contacts from a PC, Mac, or Internet service. And it lets you select and listen to voicemail messages in whatever order you want — just like email.
iPhone features a rich HTML email client and Safari — the most advanced web browser ever on a portable device — which automatically syncs bookmarks from your PC or Mac. Safari also includes built-in Google and Yahoo! search. iPhone is fully multi-tasking, so you can read a web page while downloading your email in the background over Wi-Fi or EDGE.iPhone features the most revolutionary user interface since the mouse. It’s an entirely new interface based on a large multi-touch display and innovative new software that lets you control everything using only your fingers. So you can glide through albums with Cover Flow, flip through photos and email them with a touch, or zoom in and out on a section of a web page — all by simply using iPhone’s multi-touch display.
Intelligent Keyboard
iPhone’s full QWERTY soft keyboard lets you easily send and receive SMS messages in multiple sessions. And the keyboard is predictive, so it prevents and corrects mistakes, making it easier and more efficient to use than the small plastic keyboards on many smartphones.
Conversation in one FIVE STAR hotel...
Question : “What would you like to have ..
Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer: “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylontea, Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylontea “
Question : “How would you like it ? black or white ?”
Answer: “white”
Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk
Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer: “With cow milk please.
Question: ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?”
Answer: ” Um, I’ll take it black. “
Question: ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
Answer: “With sugar
Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer: “Cane sugar “
Question:” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer: “Mineral water”
Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst. Thank You.”
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SUIT UP
To put on a suit.
CRAZY EYES
A symptom visible in women—only by men—in which the peculiar appearance of the eyes serve as a precursor to serious, erratic behavior.
SLAP BET
A bet between two parties in which the winner gets to slap the loser. In the event that a slap is administered in error, the slapee shall receive a specified number of extra slaps, as deemed by a pre-appointed third party. ("Slap Bet Commissioner")
FORTRESS OF BARNITUDE
My home. An awesome place, custom designed to promote all things Barney and prevent all things couple. Also see: The Barneysphere, The Barneyland Ranch.
GRINCH
A four letter word you can never call a woman.
LEMON LAW
The Lemon Law may be invoked if, at any point during the initial five minutes (300 seconds) of a first date, either party deems the union hopeless and elects to abort said date in the interest of time and/or self-respect. Receipt of this card hereby absolves the GIVER from any "hard feelings" or "questions" from the LEMON LAWYEE relevant to the discontinuance of the date, which may be terminated for any reason including, but not limited to: tawdry attire, breath, homeliness, misplaced/excessive body hair, Long Island accent, public school education, bad credit, no credit, suspicious odor(s).
Addenda:
(i) GIVER may waive the Lemon Law should LEMON LAWYEE immediately consent to a no-strings attached "stand," duration of which shall be no longer than one (1) night.
(ii) The terms of this agreement are non-exclusively transferable, in deference to the emergence of the Lemon Law as a "THING."
(iii) In the unlikely event of a simultaneous invocation, parties shall enact one (1) "high five," with neither party officially assuming credit for the Lemon Law issuance.
PHONE FIVE
Exchanging a high five via the phone.
RACK JACK
(rak-jak)(Latin) v. To steal a wingman's quarry. Often times with malicious, pre-meditated intent.
COUGAR
A cougar is an attractive, sex-crazed, middle-aged woman, usually found prowling airport bars and smoky pool halls in search of nubile flesh. Look around you — most likely there's one training her eyes on you right now. She's a predator… a vicious carnivore looking to feed before continuing on her ferocious way, and that's the most beautiful part of the majestic cougar: her unflagging desire to move on after a mauling. Clearly, this is an advanced species.
ROBIN SPARKLES
The stage name for Robin Scherbatsky who, during her teenage years, reached pop superstardom with her hit "Let's Go to the Mall." Also see: best form of blackmail ever.
SWARLEY
A ridiculous and idiotic name that should be henceforth stricken from any type of public record, including this one.
Kids, PL is the best time to study for the exams... But sometimes your non-engineer friends put some interesting stuff on your harddisk and all your time table gets collapsed... I went through the same process in summer of 2007...
THE CLASS is a comedy about a group of twentysomethings inextricably bound together by having been in the same third grade class. Two decades later, their lives intersect once again, giving them the uncommon opportunity to learn how everyone turned out and to rebuild old friendships.
Ethan Haas (Jason Ritter) is a single pediatrician wading back into the dating world after being dumped by his longtime girlfriend. Ethan’s friend, Kyle Lendo (Sean Maguire), is a schoolteacher living happily with his Chilean boyfriend. Twin sisters Kat and Lina Warbler couldn’t be more different: Kat (Lizzy Caplan) hides her kind heart behind a sarcastic and cynical attitude, while Lina (Heather Goldenhersh) is openly and relentlessly optimistic. That optimism is a good thing for Lina’s new boyfriend, Richie Velch (Jesse Tyler Ferguson), who’s had a life of hard luck. On his first date with Lina, he backed over her with his car. Richie works with Duncan Carmello (Jon Bernthal), a cool guy who plays in a band, but still lives with his mother (Julie Halston).
