Fan: Isn't that awesome? It just works!!
[And if it stops after sometime, you have to pay a lot to make it work again!]
Farmville Fanboy -
Fan: Please please please please please send me one Apple tree...[Ohhk.. Gimme 10-15 years, will ya?]
Google Fanboy -
Fan: I'm feeling lucky!
[Google Introduces Google Buzz]
Fan: Well.. Not anymore..
Mafia-Wars Fanboy -
Fan: Take this Enerypack!
[Dude, Its Parle-G]
Manu Fanboy -
[Well, I'm not exactly the right person to comment on this one... ]
[But I hate them anyways!]
Amarok Fanboy -
Fan: Its the best music player in the world. Really really great. Dude, its Open Source.. You can do whatever you want.. You can make Chris Martin to play drums and Guy Berryman to sing instead..
[hmm, n you saying that makes the song better?]
Facebook Fanboy -
Fan just took a 'How much do you like Facebook quizzes' quiz and the result was 100%
Fan just took a 'How much do you like quiz which answers How much do you like Facebook quizzes' quiz and the result was 100%
[Hide all.. Block.. Report spam..]
iTunes Fanboy -
Fan: This is most amazing music player. you have genius, you have podcast library, you have itunes store... *clicks*
Fan: Wait, I guess I accidently bought something I didn't want..
[Wow.. It just works! (automatically)]
Twitter Fanboy -
Fan: @Twitter #one #forty #character #limit is #Not-Enough #Twitter #140 #Fail
[Have you tried removing all these #es?]
Heavy Metal Fanboy -
Fan: Dhish Tak Ki DigidigiTigiDigi.. Dhish Tak Ki DigidigiTigidigi.. Digidigidigidigidigidigidigidigi Dhish!!!
[Yeah.. You are right.. It sounds great!]
Twilight Fanboy -
[I haven't actually came across any twilight fanboy.. But I'm happy they exist.. Making fun of them is really refreshing...]
Google Fanboy -
Fan: I'm feeling lucky!
[Google Introduces Google Buzz]
Fan: Well.. Not anymore..
Mafia-Wars Fanboy -
Fan: Take this Enerypack!
[Dude, Its Parle-G]
Manu Fanboy -
[Well, I'm not exactly the right person to comment on this one... ]
[But I hate them anyways!]
Amarok Fanboy -
Fan: Its the best music player in the world. Really really great. Dude, its Open Source.. You can do whatever you want.. You can make Chris Martin to play drums and Guy Berryman to sing instead..
[hmm, n you saying that makes the song better?]
Facebook Fanboy -
Fan just took a 'How much do you like Facebook quizzes' quiz and the result was 100%
Fan just took a 'How much do you like quiz which answers How much do you like Facebook quizzes' quiz and the result was 100%
[Hide all.. Block.. Report spam..]
iTunes Fanboy -
Fan: This is most amazing music player. you have genius, you have podcast library, you have itunes store... *clicks*
Fan: Wait, I guess I accidently bought something I didn't want..
[Wow.. It just works! (automatically)]
Twitter Fanboy -
Fan: @Twitter #one #forty #character #limit is #Not-Enough #Twitter #140 #Fail
[Have you tried removing all these #es?]
Heavy Metal Fanboy -
Fan: Dhish Tak Ki DigidigiTigiDigi.. Dhish Tak Ki DigidigiTigidigi.. Digidigidigidigidigidigidigidigi Dhish!!!
[Yeah.. You are right.. It sounds great!]
Twilight Fanboy -
[I haven't actually came across any twilight fanboy.. But I'm happy they exist.. Making fun of them is really refreshing...]
6 Comments:
I can safely say I have come across all in this list :). If you want to see twilight fans then come to US.. people are insane.
As for United ( yes its ManUtd not Manu ) fanboys, it goes something like this :
fan : We are on top of the world, Our club is the best of all.
[Shit,we lost a game to lowest placed team in the league. totally unexpected ! Title race getting harder ! ......]
Hahaha..nice read!! :D
lolzz!!
hitttee! :P
wht about liverpool fanboy?
shit we must have lost yesterday also!
- wait what, we won!, wait - really?
awesome :)
Layyy Bhaari..!!
Manu was awesome! (yeah its Manu not united or ManUtd :P )
I liked those all. n dude! m loving ur i dont care attitude! :)
you rock! \m/ :)
Praju, you are more likely to encounter fangirls for twilight than fanboys. Most of them will be aged 8-13.
-Soniya
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